1. Remember stupid, little things about me.
2. Be tall and have nice hair and be adorable.
3. Have sleepovers with me.
4. Don’t make fun of me for things I’m sensitive about.
5. Make the first move.
6. Hold my hand.
7. Buy me food.
8. Make me laugh all the time. 
9. Be Sam Miller.
10. Be John Gomez.

It really doesn’t take much.